Monday, February 25, 2008

Oh-My-Muthaf*ckin-God! This is what i call resurrection!

Greetings my friends/foes/whores/sluts/bitches/gays/doods/studs/machos/hunks
/trans/bapok/and-the-list-goes-on-and-im-calling-your-name,

It's been quite some time and many things has occurred since my last post. I can still remember..

1) The romance that i've started with NLXY.

2) My ORD date on 09 September 2007. Whole lot louder than me, "ORD LOH!"

3) The departure of my God-grandmother, my PTI senior Chee Wee, Mr Suharto, Lydia Sum. You will always be remembered, rest in peace..

4) Celebrating Xmas with angel white as a local theme.

5) Transit into a new year with high hopes of getting 10million dollar Ang Bao.(dream on, Dex)

6) Getting myself a 1.5k valued price tag. (BUY ME QUICK!)

7) Understanding that the economy is getting worse as more $2 ang baos surfaced and of cause those who did better gave more, like 8/10/12/20/60/68/80/985803947343004.

8) Understanding that the director of AVP2 is aware that Predators are nocturnal but humans are not.

9) Understanding that if you learn kungfu, u can turn back the clock, and also jump very far lah.

10) understanding that by the time i finish writting this post, ITS TIME TO KNOCK OFF!!!!!!

Before i pen off, i have something for u peeps, especially for girls who love to look good! --> HERE!!


From THISto THIS!!!


No more Monday blues!

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Updates

Ahhh! Finally AHM is over!!! Not too bad as this time round i clocked my best timing which is around 2hr flat. I'm so satisfied!!! LEt's have a peek at my lucky number.



On Thursday i went over to CCAB at Bt. Timah to help in conducting of some activities for the NPark people. There is one part which we will be setting up stations all over the Botanical Gardens and so i had a great time feeling the serenity and the beauty of the place. It's been a long looong time since i last went there! Here are some pictures selected. To view other pictures, please refer to my Flickr.




It's army open house!!!! Location is at Pasir Laba Camp, you will be able to take a shutter bus in from Boon Lay mrt station from 0930 onwards! Catch me there on Sunday, 02/09/2007. The following pictures are those i took on Friday.


I found this in the makeshift toilet!! Try pronouncing it!


For long lasting pleasure. Anywhere! Anytime! ROFL!!!!


Din't have much chance to walk around so i only managed to snap up this big gun! I love the apache!! Shall take more pictures tomorrow!

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Army Half Marathon training.

Gonna keep my mileage posted here because i have STM.. =D

Mileage Meter
17 July 2007 12km on New Balance
22 July 2007 10km MIZUNO WAVE RUN on Saucony Trigon 5 Guide
26 July 2007 12km on New Balance (MY Trigon 5 was soaked after 22th's run..)
01 Aug 2007 14km on Saucony Trigon 5 Guide
02 Aug 2007 2.4km(IPPT Test) Saucony Trigon 5 Guide
01 Aug 2007 14km on Saucony Trigon 5 Guide
04 Aug 2007 14km on Saucony Trigon 5 Guide
07 Aug 2007 14km on Saucony Trigon 5 Guide
14 Aug 2007 10km on Saucony Trigon 5 Guide
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26 Aug 2007 21km on Saucony Trigon 5 Guide ARMY HALF MARATHON!!!!
More to come!

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Dummies Guide to Conducting RT

RT(Remedial Training) is the fear of most Singaporean men i must say. For every session when i meet new faces, the first thing i ask from my RT men will be "Anyone of you came to RT on volunteery basis?" and the response broke into a second of very very cold silence before the guys finally gave me a bit of a chuckle. And this has become my ice-breaker for every "freshmen" batch that i take. Today i'm going to show you guys how i go about conducting an RT session the "Dexter's Style".

In general, there are 2 aspects of the RT men that i'm going to touch on: the physical aspects and the mental / personality aspects.


Now let's look at what are the physical aspects of the RT men. They are clearly broken down into 3 different groups:

1) Failed Running and defaulters
2) Failed static stations and running
3) Obese/overweight


There are different ways of handling each individual groups as they have different needs and ultimately you have to understand that, coming to RT isn't much of their choice.

How to tackle group 1 - Failed Running and defaulters?
For this group of people, your objective is only to whack them on high intensitive running over first half of their schedule, then on technical aspect during the second half of the schedule. Defaulters are people who failed to take their IPPT during their previous window, therefore it's most likely they will pass after their phase 1 test, so more attention must be given to those near pass crowd. Seeing them shake my hand and say, "Eh PTI, for my whole life i never pass my 2.4km run before but you proved me wrong!" is my greatest satisfaction.

Adopt a "Routine-Tactical Trainer" style whereby a routine will repeat every weekly. A daily routine will only bore them. Because of intensive training, the tactical part is important.

For Eg. tuesday and sunday group will get higher intensive training on tuesdays and lighter one on sunday; wednesday and saturday group will get a farely balanced intensive difference; thursday and sunday group will get a tougher training on sunday.

How to tackle group 2 - Failed static stations and running?
For this group of people, your objective is to target their weakest station, for some is either chin-up or standing broad jump including running. This group will expect the toughest training for the fact that more areas need to be improved in order for them to pass their IPPT. Focus your attention on the near pass population. Achieving a better-than-average passing percentile is my greatest satisfaction.

Adopt a "Motivational-Tactical trainer" style whereby you motivate them for the fact that they have a bigger obstacle to clear compared to the previous group. Therefore as an instructor, keep them highly motivated and encourage them. Do train your men tactically in such a way that you do not over-train them in one specific area. Isolate your training to one or two areas for one session and another area on the other so that they can have enough rest in between.

For Eg. Either go hard SBJ trg and light chin-up trg + gym conditioning for session #1 of the week then hard run and gym conditioning for session #2 of the week.

How to tackle group 3 - Obese/overweight?
For this group of people, expect the least hope of passing IPPT. Your objective is to help them cut off excess fats as much as possible. Do keep in mind that this bunch of people have no intention of passing their IPPT so scrape away the idea of getting them to be on the ball. Give them high repetition training over a longer period and give extra precaution to their joints. Focus your attention on one particular joker who will crack up the whole gang with laughters.

Adopt a "Joker-Tinkerman trainer" style whereby you crack some jokes to make their day. This is the bunch that you need to spend the most time "buying" their heart by communicating. Be a tinkerman and get your brain ready to create something out of nothing. This is how you make training interesting and if possible, keep every session as unique as possible. Instill some team-spirit, self-motivation technique, and some psychomotor training which they will find it difficult to execute and yet not shagging them out easily. Seeing them perspire happily is my greatest satisfaction.



Now that you've learnt the physical aspects of the RT men. It's time to go deeper into them: understanding and handling each and every individual. Let's go into the mental/personality aspects. You can find them in every group, trust me. The following ways are ways of gaining their acceptance.

1) Mr. Garang
2) Mr. Chao Geng
3) Mr. Low Profile
4) Mr. Talk Cock
5) Mr. Know-it-all
6) Mr. Hokkien Peng


Till now i can only come out with 5 different classes of RT men. If you have more to state, pls feel free to add in! Some individual can actually have more than one of the above characteristic, so do not be surprised.

How to handle Mr. Garang?
He will be very siao on in training. Make him your role model and u'll be given thumb's up.

How to handle Mr. Chao Geng?
There might be a reason behind his doing. Find out why he's doing so. Is the training too tough?? is he not feeling well?? if those are not his reason, i make sure he doesnt geng too obvious and affect the rest.

How to handle Mr. Low Profile?
He is quiet and seldom talk. So, do 1-to-1 talk with him.

How to handle Mr. Talk Cock?
He wants attention and is very influential, make him the "CSM" of the team and he will soar and move the team.

How to handle Mr. Know-it-all?
Lend him your ears for at least 5mins.

How to handle Mr. Hokkien peng?
Converse in hokkien and swear at them jokingly. they LOVE it im serious!


That's all folks. Training RT isn't an art, it's a skill that needs to be perfected. Play a good role and meet your objectives; Win hearts and give welfare, do not use conventional ways against conventional soldiers.

Good Luck!
3SG Dexter Huang
BFCC

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Mizuno Wave Run: From pre-war to aftermath..


Number registerd. Time for some run!


Saucony Trigon 5 Guide(not glide)
Age: 2days
Mileage: 10km


What a night i had with my sis and her clicks..the whole night was filled with booze, ciggies and much fun-filled laughters and that whisky on the rock offered by one of my Aunties which i will never forget!

It was raining this morning and judging from the time i slept at around 0400, i had only 2hours of sleep. Still contemplating on whether to go for the Mizuno Wave Run and before i decided on anything, my mind went blank and i went back to Lalaland..

At about 0630, my cellphone ranged thanks to Brian Widjaja. He was late for the run and as agreed, he stopped by my place on cab to pick me to Temasek Polytechnic where the run was held. While on the cab, I called Leah and she told me she's still waiting for her friend's reply and so..

It was 0720 when we managed to make our way all the way to the stadium. It was so friggin packed!!! . After we managed to locate the baggage with the help of MC Daniel Ong, Brian and I headed to the track and joined our fellow camp mates for some warm-up.

The race started at 0730, and after strolling for 10 to 20 seconds, we finally managed to find some running spaces for ourselves. I then started to overtake as many people as possible and Brian followed closely behind me. We met with several bottle-necks which really irritated me because we have to wait for the bottle-neck to clear again before proceeding on.

Halfway through the race, after much struggle keeping my feet on dry spots as not to get myself wet, I waved my white flag. Feeling like a very-much-demoralised-personnel with that wet feet, the rest of the distance then depended very much on my determination because of the additional weight of the mud water in my shoes. In the midst of the run, i spotted Weiren and Warrant Alan ahead of me, and an anonymous who called me by my name when i don't even know who he was.

I crossed the finishing line with little effort as a matter of fact that i've already lost most of my senses except for sensing water. I joined the finishing crowded at the water point grabbing bottles of water. After refreshening up, i head up further and looked at the time which read 52:20, a very average timing though.

Brian crossed the finishing mark at about 55 minutes, then came Xavier. We then gathered at the finishing line getting out bottles ready to splash water on people we know. We then head on to collect our googie bags and personal baggage.

After getting our stuffs, Brian went off. Xavier and i and another Khatib dude (sry dood i couldn't rem your name even tho u're cute. Leah said so.) made our way to TP's shower room for a shower while Leah came to collect her goodie bag. She missed the run because of LAZINESS!!!

After our shower, Leah was almost done with her collection. We made our way in Xav's vehicle to pick her up and headed to Tampines for lunch. And Camp's next.

A review on the organisation of the run, i feel that it sucks!! the start point should be situated nearer to the gate. Men's and women's baggage trucks should not be placed so far away from each other. Reduce bottle-necks and if possible, widen the running route. More ushers could be appointed for crowd control in the stadium and also along the route because some of the fun run people actually went into the 10km route.. lol.

ps: To the dude who called out to me this morning, i apologise for not recognising you.. please let me know who you are.. thanks!