"WELY GUUD!"

I was chilling out with my buddy Deroy over at my uncle's KTV pub last night when he told me this very inspirational story.you might have heard this somewhere before but this is my very own version.

One day the King went hunting with his abang. Amidst the thick vegetation, they spotted a deer and from a distance, the King then drew his bow and shot his arrow bringing down the helpless deer.

"Damnit! sibei pajiao! kenna leg!", said the King.
"WELY GUUD!", replied his friend with a thumbs-up sign.

Puzzled, the King and his friend called it a day with the catch.

The next day, the King and his abang went hunting again but this time round he brought his newly bought 7mm rifle. Yet again he spotted a deer and from a distance. he then took aim with his rifle and pulled the trigger. A "tug!" sound followed by a loud explosion came from the chamber of the rifle. The King's thumb was then blown off by the chamber explosion. After witnessing what has happened, the King's Abang rushed to his aid and bandaged his hand.

He then made the same absurd remark with a thumbs-up sign, "WELY GUUD!".

Furious, the King locked him up in the prison cell without questioning him.


A week later...

Despite losing his thumb, the King went for another hunting trip alone. This time round he wasn't so fortunate. A group of cannibals from a nearby tribe captured the King.

Back at the tribal base, the cannibals were preparing a cauldron filled with water over a burning camp-fire.

"Waku ku waku waku wa!(ahhh! this one defininitely tastes good!)", said cannibal#1.

"kuku wa ku wakuwawa ku waku waku wawa kuwa kuku!(ehhh wait! He doesn't look perfect. check out his fingers! only 4 sia! Later we makan him we lost one finger how?)", replied canibal#2 who was a QC(Quality Check) specialist.

Cannibal#2 then reported his doubtful finding to his chief who then freed the lucky bastard due to lack of QC for the catch.


After strandling in the forest for approximately 20 hours, the King finally made it back to his mighty castle. He immediately went on to release his abang from the prison cell without going for his Dettol shower to clear off his BO.

"Eh bang sorri lah i mistook you! You saved aku's life and yet aku made u suffer!", said the King.

"WELY GUD!", replied the friend.

"U siao ah? lidat oso very good meh?", said the King.

"Look, if u nv lock me up ah, aku will go hunting with u and eventually got makaned lah u kuku!", explained the friend.

And so they live gayfully ever after..

So all u kukus out there, no matter how bad a situation is, it's always better to stay positive ya?

"VERY GOOD!"


p.s. The characters are all made up and 100% fictional if not money-back-guaranteed. ;D